The most Haunted hotel in America

You are such a gorgeous, smooth, alluring model, whose proportions are impossible to imitate or duplicate and whose instincts for posing are, in my mind, already legendary!!! Your hair is luxurious and so wonderfully sweeping, and your facial features (oh, your smile, oh, your beautiful, enchanting eyes) combined with all else make you so irresistibly striking!!! Is the hotel truly haunted?? Would love to know!!! Adieu, and happy Halloween, Bobby?!